Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Thursday, January 22, 2004

Look at me, look at me, damn won't you look at me

I need some attention here. Well not really It seems like there are a lot out there who do however I'm getting tired of reading some of it Figured I should do at least one blog today Most liekly this is going to be it for today though Live with it I am putting my time to other uses outside of BN... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 18, 2004

Nothing to do, no place to go

Well, I really have a lot to do and got to get going So there really was no point to this post But I posted it anyway I think there is a message in that Might have something to do with drinking milk Not sure though Bye bye for now Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

I'm still here, somewhere

I keep checking in, but I just ain't gonna spend much time here I am get'in a lot o stuff done outside this BN thing It's all good So I hope no ones misses me too much I try to leave a few comments here and there Maybe I'll give a new post in the next few days We'll see Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 8, 2004

Time to goof off a little

You and write three serious posts, you have to go and goof off a little So everyone now get out of your chairs and do twenty jumping jacks Did you not hear what I just said Well I didn't say it, I wrote it But you know what I meant Now stick out your tongue and make a funny face Come on now, it is... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 6, 2004

gomedome is trying to take over the world first

I just checked out gomedome's Blog list and found him to have a blog titled 'WHEN I BECOME KING OF THE WORLD'. Now I will have to put him on my list. Yes, I have a list. It is not a good thing to be on my list. So everyone be good, or I'll put you on my list Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 4, 2004

Did anyone miss me?

I have done little here this last week you know Did any of you miss reading what I have to say? You know you did Just admit it Reading my blogs makes your day Your life is nothing without me Just admit it and we can all be friends I know you need me Please tell me you need me I need you to tell me... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 28, 2003

The mess of it all

Why did everyone let my planet get in such bad shape? I hope you are all planing on cleaning up your messes before I take power. I do not wish to have to force you to do it. I want a nice clean planet to take over. So get out those brooms and mops and get to work. You do not have too much longer... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 27, 2003

I will have to lean how to travel back in time

That way I can stand in a woman's shower room when the place is closed and jump back and get really nice show. Or maybe I could use it for more productive things. I could go and get some of the rare vintage Star Wars collectibles for my collection and they would be in incredibly new condition. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 25, 2003

Suger Plumbs dancing in their heads

That sounds painful to me. I do not think I have ever had anything dance in my head. Nor have I ever danced in anything's head. It just seems wrong to me for some reason to dance in someone's head. So for all you sugar plumbs, stop dancing in kids' heads. That is just not nice. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 22, 2003

Runs-at-the-mouth deleted me

I made an almost rude comment (It would have been very rude if it were not true) on one of Runs-at-dawn's posts and she deleted it. I guess she didn't like what I had to say. Don't really care. At least I know she read it. But I feel so sad now that no one else will get to read it. Maybe I should... Sign in to see full entry.

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