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Tuesday, December 2, 2003

I am just too tired

Yes, I am. It is true. I have been to the doctors four times in the last few weeks. None of those times was for myself. In fact it has been years since I have gone for myself. I should get a physical soon, just to be safe. My baby boy has another ear infection. It is not fun. I am tired of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 1, 2003

I need more money

I really do It's the truth I would never lie to you about such a thing I also need more time as well Does anyone out there have any they can spare? I'll give it all back in a few decades, if I still have it Money and time are things I often misplace though I'll try to keep an eye of them if you loan... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 30, 2003

More of nothing

Did you read the title of this post? If you did, then I guess I was wrong. Since I have written something, then this is obviously not nothing. Or is it? Have I just said something that is pure genius? Or is it just nothing? I like Jalapeno Cheese Nips, they're nice and spicy. Gone go now and do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 29, 2003

I want to fly

That would just be too cool for words. To be able to fly. Just jump into the air whenever you wanted to and take flight Maybe someday I'll get to go sky diving That is about as close to flying that a man can do Freefall seems like it would be so intense Sign in to see full entry.

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No one wants to read this

This is one of my least popular Blogs. I guess no one cares what I have to say here. I try to keep thee short so that more poeple will read them. I guess it is just not working that way. Someday soon I shall reveal secrets taht cna change one's life here. Or not. You will not know unless you read... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 28, 2003

Dancing around naked in sun

I really have nothing to say here today I really have nothing to say right now I really have nothing at all to say to you people Why won't you just leave me alone The voices won't leave me alone They tell em to kill I want to kill something I'll go pick a innocent carrot out of the ground and watch... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Turkey Day

So do Turkey's celebrate People Day Where they go and cook themselves up a fine human I think they should. I wonder what human flesh taste like. I doubt I will ever get the chance to try it. I really think I would eat it if the chance ever came up for some reason Does that make me disturbed? A... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

The great secret of life

Or something. Do you really want to know what the secret of life is? I don't know if I should tell you. You might go and use it for evil. Can I trust you? Read on if you really want to know................ If you've made it this far, then good for you.... / / / / # # # # # # You're getting closer *... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 24, 2003

Internet Rumor

My next plan shall involve starting up a new internet rumor. I shall make sure you are all flooded with pointless e-mails that are obviously false. This will make you suffer. Then I will step in and announce that I can make it all go away. Then you will bow to me. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 23, 2003

I don't feel good

Think I might be sick. My son's sick I don't like it when my boys don't feel good Send me some doughnuts people I like doughnuts I need money, so you can send me that instead if you want I like money more than I like doughnuts Now what was I talking about? Oh yeah, I don't feel good Sign in to see full entry.

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