Warped thoughts: World’s worst identity crisis.

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Sunday, February 29, 2004

World’s worst identity crisis.

I think I was Shirley McClain in another life! Isn’t it ironic that porn sites have a place called Member Log In? Or so I’ve heard. Ted Nugent, it’s Cat Scratch Fever not Chainsaw Shred Sweats. Motorcyclists tell each other, “Keep the rubber side down” but that is not good advice to a male porn star. Did you know that if you blog past midnight, you get silly? I just read where scientists can’t agree what time really is. They must be on salary. Sign in to see full entry.

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