Warped thoughts: The Wi…er..Nextel Cup.

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Monday, February 23, 2004

The Wi…er..Nextel Cup.

The Viagra car goes hard into the wall. Ok, so sponsors come and go, but the new crop threatens to stretch the announcers ability to call a race and keep from sounding like…well…like this… Today, Mr. Whipple will say those famous words, “Gentlemen…Start your engines.” Mr Whipple has been given this honor to welcome the Charmin Car to today’s lineup, here at the Tidybowl 500. “Hi, I’m Kon Ecrisimaki, famous race announcer and I have some important news. The Nextel Cup series will be sponsored... Sign in to see full entry.

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