What? He did what?
Everybody wanted to know what Justin Timbertoes had just done that was so sensational. So I grabbed my wife’s blouse, pulled it up and whipped up one side of her bra. My arm still hurts pretty bad, and the cast won’t come off for another six weeks. I tell everyone the black eyes are from some amateur boxing I was doing, and that isn’t too much of a stretch. My nuts are swollen, bruised and tender to any air currents in the Northern Hemisphere. When I spoke to her (through her attorney) I... Sign in to see full entry.