Warped thoughts for Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

How to make a joke.

Take three disparate elements, such as a nun a giraffe and a bartender. Put them in an unlikely situation, a bowling alley for example. Imagine a completely off the wall set up preferably a non-sequiter at the start. A doctor asks them if they have rented shoes. The Nun says “no, my soles are holy, they will not soil your alley.” The giraffe says, “I’m a professional, I have my own shoes.” The bartender says, “I’m only here to get my balls polished!” Monica Lewinsky emerges from the back room... Sign in to see full entry.

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