Warped thoughts: Spring, evil spring.

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Sunday, April 11, 2004

Spring, evil spring.

I stand on the front porch eyeing my lawn waking up from its winter nap. What this lawn needs is a good raking. No, not with the hand operated rake, numbskull, this lawn needs to be power raked! Nothing brings excellence to lawn work like the roar of a Briggs and Stratton at full song. At the power tool rental center, the boys all greet me by name. Their smiles seem genuine when I tell them that I need to rent a power rake. One of them, my neighbor’s son stifles a snicker, he must have heard a... Sign in to see full entry.

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