Warped thoughts: Mother Goosed.

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Friday, April 9, 2004

Mother Goosed.

If Peter Piper pickled his Pecker would that make Ms. Piper a Sourpuss? These things are vastly under understood. What about the man going to St. Ives? Cats, sacks, wives, are you sure he wasn’t going to Salt Lake Utah? Jack had to be nimble to keep from burning his dick on the candle stick, never mind what happens when he comes up short, what a way to snuff a candle! Popular in San Francisco but generally shunned in the rest of the world. “Hi Peter!” “Hi F4T, have you met my wife Pumpkin? Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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