Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, November 9, 2014

Sandwich

During the English class the teacher asked Phil a question: ''Can you tell me the meaning of sandwich?'' '' That's very easy.Yesterday I went to the seaside.I saw a woman who looked like a witch eating a sandwich on the sand.It means a witch on the sand''explained Phil. ''So that's your answer.Now... Sign in to see full entry.

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Camel/flying horse

A guy was alone in the Sahara desert.He asked for food and drinks.Suddenly three men mounted on camels appeared before him.They gave him water and food, and a camel also. '' What will I do with this animal?'' the guy asked ''Here you don't have other means of transport.You must use it to travel''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 8, 2014

The cooker

The bell was ringing in an apartment.After opening the door the man returns and tells his wife: ''It was a cooker seller with a dirty head'' ''And what did you tell him?'' she asked ''That you have already one- of course I'm talking about the cooker darling'' replied the husband. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Sir Winston Churchill

The director of a psychiatric hospital tells one of his patient: -Good news for you.After five years of intensive care you do not consider yourself as Sir Winston Churchill and you can go back to the society.However, I would like you to give me an address to contact you if I need you. -It's easy.10... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The stag and the snail

Once a snail met a female dear and it was perplexed by the big horn on its head ''Tell me your horn is surely heavy to carry'' started the snail '' Oh! yes it's a burden on my head.Would you like to exchange my horn against your shell?''questioned the dear ''Well that's a good idea.At least I can... Sign in to see full entry.

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A friend in need is a friend indeed

Two ancient friends meet after a long time ''Tell me my dear.Can you lend me Rs 100?''asked the first one ''Oh! I have only 60'' replied the second one ''Nevermind.you will owe me 40''explained the first friend. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 3, 2014

Mosquitoes

During summer there were too many mosquitoes in the room.Eva used several insecticides, mosquito repellents,coils and sprays but they did not serve any purpose. '' I don't know how to get rid of these nuisances'' she complained to her husband ''Darling don't worry.The best thing is to is to bring... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 2, 2014

Cheap,rapid and good quality

A tradesman announces: '' We offer three types of services for your deliveries:cheap, rapid and quality.You have the choice of two propositions for a service: Rapid and good quality; it won't be cheap. Good quality and rapid: it won't be rapid Rapid and cheap; it won't be of good quality He... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 31, 2014

The invisible man

After a long period of research a scientist discovered and acquired the power to become invisible.Elated, he told his colleague: ''You know my dear it's fantastic to be invisible.You see without being seen'' ''Obviuosly that's great.You can go anywhere and do anything without being perceived. but... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 30, 2014

Difference

How do we recognise a printer? There is ink on his shoes How do we know an agriculturist? ' There is soil in his clogs How can we recognise a civil servant? There is tea on his shoes Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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