Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, October 13, 2014

House-stop

A crazy man was sitting for hours on a bench when a perplexed policeman goes to meet him: 'What are you doing here seated for such a long time?'' ''Well since the earth is rotating I'm waiting to see my house'' ''And how will you know that it's yours?'' asked the police officer ''Other persons like... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Azheimer

''I don't know what's happening to me these days''a woman told her husband. ''What's the problem?''questioned the husband. 'I'm forgetting everything.I think I'm having Alzheimer's disease.Don't be surprised if one day I cannot recognise you''explained his wife. ''Oh!it will be fantastic.I will be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 11, 2014

The barber

While going to the barber for a hair cut Alan met his friend Toby: ''Hey buddy where are you going?'' questioned Toby. ''Hi Toby. My hair is too long.I need to get it trimmed'' replied Alan. ''Oh!I have just passed at the barber's saloon.There are so many clients waiting.'' explained Toby. ''OK.I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 10, 2014

The old jalopy

Upon opening his correspondence a man told his wife: ''I have a good and a bad news to announce you'' ''The good one first'' requested his wife ''Our old jalopy can still run at 150km/hr''started the man ''And the bad one?'' she continued '' It was detected by a speed camera'''he concluded Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

The strike

A pedestrian was knocked down by a taxi man in the proximity of the hospital.The driver comes out and says: ''You are lucky.There is a nearby hospital'' ''Yes but the personnel is on strike'' ''Oh!If only I had joined my fellow taxi drivers for today's strike I would have been saved'' moaned the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 6, 2014

The auctioneer

A girl announces to her father who is auctioneer: ''I would like to marry Marx with whom I have sinned'' ''Did you sleep with him?''...he asked once ''No'' she replied ''Twice'' he added ''No'' she retorted ''Thrice''he continued And the girl says; ''Adjudged!'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Family

A girl says to Toto: ''Tell me, will you marry me when you are grown up Toto?'' ''With you?You are joking, it's impossible! The girl replies:' Do I look ugly?'' ''No, it's not that, but in our family we marry each other;my father with my mother, my uncle with my aunt, grandfather with grandmother'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 3, 2014

Gulliver's travel

Gulliver narrates one of his travels: ''When I landed like a giant among the Lilliputians they asked for something which I could'nt refuse. ''To become their king'?''guessed his interlocutor '' No, the magical formula to make them grow'' clarified Gulliver '' And what did you tell them?'' continued... Sign in to see full entry.

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Job search

A lumberman was looking employment.He saw a vacancy and applied for the job. He was convoked for an interview: '' We are looking for lumberjacks to be employed in the Sahara'' pointed out the employer. '' You must be kidding. Is there any tree in the desert?'' retorted the lumberman. '' Don't worry.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 2, 2014

The dream

A jealous woman wakes up excited: '' I dreamed that you were spending the evening with Jennifer Lopez'' she told her husband. '' Oh! You must have been shocked' snarled her husband. ''No, I was delighted because I was Jennifer Lopez in the dream'' she explained Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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