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Saturday, November 22, 2014

Looking for a pair of shoes

A woman was looking for a pair of shoes in a shop.But none of them were according to her size.She went to see the seller: ''Ma'am can you help me please?.It's almost one hour I've been looking for a new pair of shoes but it does not fit my feet'' ''Alright.I've got an idea.Can you leave one foot at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

The first time

A man goes to the cinema for the first time: ''What type of ticket do you want; a seat in the lodge for 60 euros or one for 30 in the balcony?'' ''Well it all depends ''he replied suspiciously', ''Is the same movie being shown at the lodge and balcony? Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

The Indian bath

A tourist went to India.He went to book a hotel: ''What type of bathroom do you want Sir?.Do you need one with shower or a pail of water for bathing?''asked the receptionist 'What's the difference?'' questioned the tourist ''The one with pail is cheaper'' explained the employee As the tourist wanted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 17, 2014

The policeman

A policeman asks his elder son: ''Have you done your homework'' ''Of course father'' replied the son ''I am going to check your copybook in your bag'' intoned the cop ''One minute.Father do you have a search warrant?'' questioned the boy Sign in to see full entry.

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The latecomer

An employee arrives regularly late at the office. ''So, what have you invented today to justify yourself?''asked the boss ''Well I woke up early in the morning but on looking at the time I saw that my watch had stopped'' he replied. ''Then what did you do?''continued the boss ''Well, I went to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 15, 2014

At the airport

Aftyer coming out of the plane a passenger cannot find his luggage.He proceeds to the complaints section: ''Excuse me Sir, my luggage is lost'' '' Just wait for a moment.I am going to look into the matter'' reassured the employee. He came back after a few minutes: ''I have two news for you Sir;one... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Holidays in the kitchen

A young woman who was more attracted by worldly affairs than the daily chores told her husband: ''Darling this year I would like to spend my holidays in a country which I don't know..'' ''Why don't you go to the kitchen?''replied the husband. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Knock before entering

In a hotel the waiter entered the room of a lady to serve breakfast without knocking at the door.Furious, she reprimanded him: ''You rascal.Don't you have some good manners? What would have happened if I was naked?'' ''Don't worry ma'am. Usually,I peep through the door hole before entering any... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The restaurant

Jack entered a restaurant and ordered a steak for meal.When the waiter served the plate he saw something strange in the steak. He put on his glasses and perused what it was actually. He noticed the presence of ants.Immediately he called; ''Waiter come here.What is this rubbish in my food?'' ''Don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Contraceptive

The mother of a woman who has just married asks her: '' What type of contraceptive are you using to avoid an undesired child? It is best to use contraceptive pills'' ''No, I don't like that. It has too many side effects'' pointed out the daughter ''Then what do you do?'' questioned her mom ''I cross... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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