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Friday, December 5, 2014

Story or prehistory

At night a baby dinosaur was sleeping near his mother ''Mom can you tell me a story so that I can sleep?'' requested the baby ''Hmm.. which story will I relate to you/'' thought the mother ''OK.I will tell you about prehistory'' Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Elopement

A rich man whose daughter was going to marry a famous Indian star was not happy because he was not the suitable groom for her.The girl loved another down to earth fellow.On the wedding day he told his daughter: ''I don't like your would be husband.He's a bloody fool.Run away with your lover'' ''What... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Zeros

Ben comes back from school with his performance report:Zero in all subjects ''What pretext will you give me again?sighed his mother ''Well!I am hesitating between heredity and family environment'' he explained ''I think you are stepping into the shoes of your father''added mom Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 1, 2014

The fart

A fat woman who was invited in a ball was dancing with an unknown person.Suddenly she farted.She says to her partner; ''Excuse me,I could not control it.it just went out.I hope you don't mind'' ''Oh sure! For me it 's no prblem. Due to a cold my nostrils are obstructed.But what about others?it will... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

The boot

In the ward of a psychiatric hospital, a patient with a short leg POP(Plaster of Paris) complained: '' Sir, can you remove this boot from my leg? It's biting me'' ''Ok. We'll send you to the dentist for extraction of all its teeth.Only the gums will be left'' reassured the nurse. ''But what will... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Tears and flood

Two old friends Patrick and Ashwin met after a long period.They were chatting: ''Have you fallen in love or not yet?'' asked Patrick '' Oh! I loved a girl but she ditched me''replied Ashwin ''So, did you find another one?''continued Patrick ''I'm dejected.I shed a few tears for her'' explained... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

A good profession

During a seminar a professor was giving a lecture on the educational system in Mauritius.At the end he asked a teacher: ''Why did you choose this profession?'' ''Just because of the holiday periods which are April,August, November and December'' pointed out the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

Diabetes or Scabies

An eminent professor was giving a lecture on diabetes.At the end he asked the audience a question; ''Which disease do you prefer diabetes or scabies?'' 'I choose scabies''replied a fellow '' Why do you want this one?'' questioned the professor '' Because it's great fun to scratch and it is temporary... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Umbrella

On a rainy day a passenger entered a bus to travel to his destination.Now the bus was leaking. He called the receiver; '' Sir, water is dripping from the roof.All the passengers are wet.Can you help us please?'' ''I'm sorry.Next time bring your umbrellas'' advised the receiver '' It's the duty of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

What's in a name?

A young puppy asks his father: ''Father, father tell me frankly what's my real name?'' ''You haven't been named at all'' replied his father ''All my friends have beautiful names.Why not me?'' snarled the puppy ''It's not my fault.When you were born there was no Civil Status office'' justified his... Sign in to see full entry.

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