Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, December 19, 2014

Latecomer

Every day Brain came to school late. He was reprimanded for his lateness by the principal.One day he was too early; ''Hi Brian. I see that you are changing your bad habit.Why are you so early?'' ''Last night my mother said that she would check my homework in the morning.But she forgot. Since I have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Histoire de sacs

Un crocodile rencontre un chien et lui dit: -Salut sac a puces! Et le chien lui repond: -Salut sac a main! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

Productivity

The boss of an entreprise reproached an employee for his modest performance at work: ''All your colleagues are working hard to increase the productivity and become rich.But you are still behind'' ''What's the point in ruining my health to accumulate wealth when I must spend this money to recover... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The letter

Two lunatics are discussing in a mental hospital: ''What are you doing?'' asked the first one? ''Im writing a letter''the other replied ''To whom?'' questioned the first patient ''To myself'' he answered ''And what are you relating?''continued the other lunatic ''I don't know.I'm waiting for the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Liverpool FC

Two football fans of Manchester United and Liverpool respectively were discussing about the performance of their clubs: ''Hey dude your team is going downwards day by day.It has just sustained a heavy defeat by MU'' shouted the MU fan ''It doen't matter. Sooner or later we will be the champions''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

The exams report

The exams were already finished but Dan'a father has not yet received the school report: 'My son why have you not yet shown me your exams report?'' ''I've got it but as it was not satisfactory I asked the principal for a recount of my points'' explained Dan ''I hope the results don't turn from bad... Sign in to see full entry.

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Good news

A woman reached home ecstatic after work and told her husband; ''Darling, I've got a good news.I'm so happy that I can't tell you'' ''OK don't tell me'' replied her husband ''No. I mean yes I'll tell you'' she vociferated.''I've been promoted in my employment but without any increment'' ''So, that's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Water,,water and water

A tourist gets out of his room and wakes up the receptionist: ''May I have a glass of water please?'' After giving him the water the receptionist goes back to sleep.Ten minutes later the same client comes down again and asks for a second glass of water.The receptionist hands the glass of water and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 8, 2014

Unemployment

''I've decided to cease going to school''announced Irfan to his mother. ''Can I know the reason?'' she questioned ''What's the use of learning to get a certificate when you won't have any job. It is just for decoration '' explained Irfan ''Oh! I've a bright idea about that. You can undertake the job... Sign in to see full entry.

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The beard competition

Once in a country a company organised a beard competition.The prize was a complete shaving set to the man with the longest beard.Many persons who decided to participate in the contest started growing the beard.But there were some cheaters who tried to trim the beard of their opponents. ''Beware... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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