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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

French leave

During his round the supervisor of a factory noticed that an employee was not on the work site.The following day he convoked him to his office: ''Where the hell have you been yesterday?'' ''I was on leave Sir'' replied the worker ''What kind of leave is it,sick or casual?'' intoned the supervisor... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 11, 2015

Big ears

A child is back from school: ''Mother everyone says that I have big ears! Why?'' ''Probably because I ate the flesh of rabbit when I was pregnant'' replied his mom. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 10, 2015

The snail and the frog

One day a frog saw a snail.On seeing the big shell it was startled: ''Why do you carry such a huge object on your back?'' ''Well Mr Frog. Firstly it is a protection against the sun, wind and rain'' ''And secondly?'' asked the frog '' Whenever I meet curious animals like you I can hide myself inside... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

Bike/bicycle

During an English class the teacher asked Marina: ''Do you have a bicycle?'' ''No Sir, I've a bike'' she replied '' Oh! but what's the difference between a bike and a bicycle?'' questioned the teacher ''It's easier to pronounce bike'' pointed out Marina Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Mathematics

While doing his homework Peter could not solve a mathematical problem.He asked for help form his sister who was also doing her mathematics numbers. ''Jennifer can you explain to me how to tackle this question?'' ''Don't bother me.I have my own problems'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Made in Japan

A Japanese tourist takes a taxi at Charles De Gaulle airport. On the way it accosts a Toyota.The Japanese exclaims: ''Oh! Japanese engine, it runs fast'' The taxi driver keeps quiet. It comes across a motorbike: ''Oh!Kawasaki.Japanese motor, it moves fast'' says the tourist The taxi man bites his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 4, 2015

Fifth wheel

A policeman stopped a car for routine check. He found only four wheels in the car: ''Where is the fifth wheel?'' he inquired ''But a car has only four wheels.What's wrong with you officer?'' questioned the driver. ''Yes, I know. Where's your stepney?'' argued the cop ''Wait a minute '' said the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 1, 2015

Teamwork

During a seminar the Minister of Labour put emphasis on the importance of team building: ''Can any body tell me the role of teamwork in an enterprise?'' he asked ''It's very advantageous.In case of errors the blame can be put on others'' voiced out a worker. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 30, 2015

Titanic

In a class of history the teacher was telling the pupils about Titanic: ''It was a huge and solid ship with a famous legend linked to love'' ''Excuse me, Sir. In my opinion it was weak'' protested one pupil ''Is it? What makes you think so?'' questioned the teacher ''Because despite being a Titan it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Toto and the verb yawn

At school the teacher asked Tom: ''Tell me the simple past tense of the verb yawn '' I yawned, I was yawning'' replied Tom ''And the future?'' continued the teacher ''Oh! I don't know because I'm already asleep'' voiced out Tom. Sign in to see full entry.

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