My Humble Opinion and Other Works:

“If you're the dog, God is holding your leash. If you're the bird, God is filling your feeder. If you're the lamb, God is the one fleecing you every year.” I never did understand who that Jesus person was, but I believed in God, especially since we sang in the choir twice on Sundays, robed in the balcony of a lovely Lutheran church. I think the church and the music are truly wonderful, but the whole thing turned out to be a sham. Mom was getting religious against the righteousness of putting her... Sign in to see full entry.