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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

PREPARING FOR THAT "TEST" TOMORROW

Hmmm, thank goodness smoke detectors are not activated by smell.... Here I sit at the computer desk, most thankful the computer office is as close to the bathroom as it is. Yes, tomorrow is "colostomy day" and I know a lot of you have been through it, or are scheduled for it soon. Oh well, as long... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 2, 2012

JUST MUSING

Just musing out loud on this Monday which seems like a second New Years Day.... Not making any New Years Resolutions this year, but setting a couple of goals to do with writing on Blogit: Write a sequel to "Cat's Eyes" but have it completed on WORD before I start posting it. I hope those who read... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

BEST WISHES FOR A HAPPY NEW YEAR

In some areas of the world they are already celebrating the arrival of 2012, or partying up to it. And since I'm not sure about our plans for later, probably just a quiet night here at home, watching the New Year arrive on TV, I want to wish everyone who will accept my best wishes, a Happy New Year!... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

BIG DATE ON NEW YEARS?

Things Not To Say To On A First Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. * I used to come here all the time with my ex. * I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

CONFUSING SANTA

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

ANSWER TO YESTERDAY'S RIDDLE

A RIDDLE FROM QUEEN ELIZABETH 1 (complete with answer) This was written in 1565: I flatter both Kings and Shepherds. I correct faults without knowing them. I do not speak, but I counsel. Often when I am true, I am not believed. And when I flatter, I am always believed. What am I? No crooked leg, no... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A RIDDLE FROM QUEEN ELIZABETH 1

This was written in 1565: I flatter both Kings and Shepherds. I correct faults without knowing them. I do not speak, but I counsel. Often when I am true, I am not believed. And when I flatter, I am always believed. What am I? No crooked leg, no blearied eye, No part deformed out of kind, Nor yet so... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

HEAVEN'S CHRISTMAS TREE - CONCLUSION

Part Two of Two Why had he never been chosen? No one had ever taken him home for a Christmas tree. Why? He had grown into the perfectly shaped tree, as perfect as any of the others. Why had he never been taken for lumber or firewood? All these many years he had been bypassed and Grandpa pine could... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 16, 2011

HEAVEN'S CHRISTMAS TREE

This is a short short Christmas story I posted last year, but for people new to Blogit, or if you'd just like to read it again, here it is. This is a family story, so all can enjoy. Part One of Two The old fir tree stood taller than any other tree in that great northern forest. No one knew for... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 9, 2011

CHRISTMAS CUDDLE

Empty nest Christmas Eve: The two of us wrapped up cuddling and kissing in front of the hearth two fires burning tonight.. GWS Sign in to see full entry.

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