Trouble With Initials

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up: "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir, I..." "Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."..... "Hey," said a new arrival in... Sign in to see full entry.

A pit bull doesn't finish crossing your path. Your psychiatrist falls asleep while you're talking. You discover your broker has renounced monetary gain. You receive a registered letter from your spouse. Your dentist starts to plan a world tour. Your doctor starts wanting you to pay ahead. Your PC... Sign in to see full entry.

(all of these are actual laws - some may have been posted previously) - In Macomb, Illinois it is illegal for a car to impersonate a wolf. - In Rumford, Maine it's against the law to bite your landlord. - It's against the law in Atlanta to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. - It's... Sign in to see full entry.

WHO KILLED THE CAT? After finding the cat dead We questioned everyone... Except Curiosity. G.W.S. Sign in to see full entry.

A short, somewhat corny joke: He opened his front door to get a breath of air and saw the snail on his front porch. He reached down, picked the snail up, and heaved it as far as he could... Three years later there was a knock on his front door. Guess who? Yes, the snail was back and ready for war.... Sign in to see full entry.

*Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?* * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. * There is no access to fast food. * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his... Sign in to see full entry.

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening, the family gathered in the living room to wait while Betty tried on the dress. When Betty entered the... Sign in to see full entry.

Well at long last my chemo treatments get underway tomorrow at the Cancer Center. I look forward to it, but can't help being nervous about it, too. Not expecting to sleep much tonight. I know this blog must be beginning to sound like a medical journal, but I know there are people out there in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tomorrow is what I am calling "Stint Day' as I'll be in day surgery getting a stint (is there a better word than stint??) put in my chest to make the chemo easier starting next week. Am I looking forward to it? Umm, no, but what needs to be done, must be done. I'll be there for about four hours, one... Sign in to see full entry.

Just an update on where things stand regarding my health situation. Sorry, I miss blogging and keeping in touch with you all. I start chemotherapy a week from Tuesday to deal with the lymph node cancer. The Oncologist says onlt two nodes are infected, not three, so that is good news. What I have is... Sign in to see full entry.