The State Bore of Texas: ‘WELCOME TO OUR NEW N . . . EIGHBORS’ HEARD THROUGHOUT HOUSTON

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Friday, September 2, 2005

‘WELCOME TO OUR NEW N . . . EIGHBORS’ HEARD THROUGHOUT HOUSTON

FOOD, HELPING HANDS AND JOB FAIRS GREET REFUGEES Houston (State Bore News) – "Forget the eyes of Texas," City of Houston spokesperson Mary Jo Goebbles told a group of local reporters gathered at a hastily-assembled Astrodome news conference Friday afternoon. "The entire world is watching Houston. New Orleans is a rotting, stinking corpse, and it’s our thankless job to scrape up the parts, scrub out the stains, and disinfect what’s left. Houston’s a city of life, and goddammit we care about... Sign in to see full entry.

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