The State Bore of Texas for Sunday, September 4, 2005

IMPROMPTU WEDDING LATEST BY LOCAL J-P TO DRAW LIGHT ON REFERENDUM Houston (State Bore News) – "When I saw the love-fest interview between Mayor Ray Nagin and telejournalist Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes, I just knew they'd be our our next happy couple," Houston Justice of the Peace Pete Hillary told The Bore late Sunday night. "The backdrop of bloated corpses floating lazily along Burbon Street added so much to their praise-a-thon." Judge Hillary is conducting mock same-sex marriages between... Sign in to see full entry.

"GET OFF YOUR DUFF AND GET YOUR OWN ICE CREAM" JUDGE TELLS REFUGEES Houston (State Bore News) – Shots were fired Saturday at the Astrodome as tempers flared among aid workers described as ‘pressed to their limits’ with abusive treatment and expectant demands from evacuees from New Orleans. "Muchado about nothing," Houston Lullaby League President Merideth McInally told The Bore. "The shots were only fired as warnings. With certain people, bullets work better than words. These people tend to... Sign in to see full entry.