‘LANCE & DANCE’ EXCHANGE HIP YELLOW BRACELETS AND HITCH UP
‘SISSY SPORT’ FIXTURES BECOME LATEST SAME-SEXERS TO MARRY Houston (State Bore News) – In a moving, intimate ceremony Saturday at The Montrose Mansion, stand-ins for Lance Armstrong and Bill Dance exchanged vows and shared a deeply-felt kiss in sealing their mock same-sex union officiated by Justice of the Peace Pete Hillary. "This one was especially moving," Judge Hillary told The Bore. "When these two fellas exchanged their yellow ‘Live Strong’ bracelets, embraced each other’s nude sculpted... Sign in to see full entry.