BIG BIRD WITHERING IN QUARANTINE AT BUSH RANCH
STATE BORE EXCLUSIVE: "I WANT TO DIE" GENTLE GIANT SAYS FROM CRAWFORD CAGE Crawford, Texas (State Bore News) – Showing obvious signs of exhaustion and apparent withdrawal from a reported methamphetimine addiction, Sesame Street’s Big Bird told The Bore’s Crawford, Texas bureau chief Wednesday afternoon that he’s ready to die. The droopy-mouthed Muppet sat in virtual silence, beak impaled in the cement floor of his cage, wearing nothing but his vomit-and-mucous-crusted feathers. Bird had been... Sign in to see full entry.