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Thank you for the extra replies
I'm grateful for all the extra publicity to my blog. It's nice to know that people still read fiction every so often.
Yours truly,
Garfield Peters, MSFN
posted by
kidnykid
on March 14, 2003 at 1:04 PM
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I'm only joking...
It's just my stupid sense of humour - I'm British you see and plus I know this really great Giant Robot Fish which is obviously very scared of the natural hunting skills that come with a cat. Especially a great cat like you.
posted by
chris2303
on March 14, 2003 at 12:01 PM
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You're still a prick
We humans have another saying as well...
Fuck off
posted by
chris2303
on March 14, 2003 at 11:49 AM
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Apology from newly-minted Garfield, MSFN
One would think that with a fresh MSFN degree, I would know which button to have Mother hit. Instead, my idiotic human decides to post my last reply FOUR TIMES. How gauche.
Yours truly,
Garfield Peters MSFN
posted by
kidnykid
on March 13, 2003 at 7:10 PM
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Note from Nurse Garfield
Excuse me Mr. Chris. I am a cat - feline, sir, or ma'am. I dictate these posts to Mother, who is gracious enough to type them for me. Besides, haven't you looked at the section this is in? It is in the FICTION section. I would suggest that you not take this so seriously. As you humans say, please get a life.
Yours truly,
Garfield Peters, MSFN
posted by
kidnykid
on March 13, 2003 at 6:29 PM
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Note from Nurse Garfield
Excuse me, Mr. Chris.
posted by
kidnykid
on March 13, 2003 at 6:27 PM
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Note from Nurse Garfield
Excuse me, Mr.
posted by
kidnykid
on March 13, 2003 at 6:27 PM
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Note from Nurse Garfield
Excuse me,
posted by
kidnykid
on March 13, 2003 at 6:27 PM
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Freak are you?
So you're a cat then are you? Or are you a half cat - half human, you know - like a MANIMAL or something. I suppose you have magic powers as well, apart from the fact that you are a computer literate cat of course. With a thermometer stuck tightly up your little cat arsehole.
posted by
chris2303
on March 13, 2003 at 2:36 PM
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