Saturday, December 27, 2008
Gassy New Year Celebrations
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Fart Compatibility
Compatibility of fart gases has, by the data I have collected and assimilated, been an important factor in natural selection. I call it my natural gas theory of evolution. Men and women will just not sleep with someone whose farts they cannot stand. If forced to do so, the amor is deflated by the...
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Sunday, November 30, 2008
Hiatus in Research
There was a large, ghastly explosion in my fart research lab last night. I forgot about the candles as I was examining a pristine fart I had collected in the far outer reaches of inner Mongolia, a fart that dated to the early 2000's BCE. A fart, I might add, that no longer exists as a result of...
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Sunday, November 23, 2008
Skidders . . .
Not to gross any of you out, but this is, after all, a lab topic, I respond to the question of how are fossils of gaseous farts formed. The one word answer is, "Skidders." We all know what skidders are, and if we are the ones doing laundry, we dread them. Well that is what skidders are. Need I get...
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Social Communicative Stinks of the Past
More in-depth research is required, but I do believe I have found evidence of farts being used to communicate in and between social circles in the distant past. Prior to the full development of language in humans, farts were the primary means of what might be called "back-talk." It was more or less...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Fart Epidemics or Betcha Can't Smell Just One . . . .
A most interesting Romanian study, based on a much earlier study from Transylvania College in Kentucky, indicates that farts may be catching, you may catch farts from others around you. This study is most important because a fart epidemic could well wipe out a family, or even a town. Death by...
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
Breaking Wind Research
I have constructed a computer program that models fart situations and am beginning a line of research that will re-create the first fart, which contrary to popular belief was not the Big Bang of stellar antiquity. Farts, to be farts, must emanate from living creatures, although some of the dead can...
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
Off the Farting Evolution Topic
But still somewhat related, passing gas seems to pass topical boundaries: Farting in Cheeks
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
States of Farts
Defective farts are those that lead to accidents. Those are disconcerting and numerous. People sometimes try too hard and they go beyond the gas to the liquid and to the solid. Witness this evidence: A Fart Too Far
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Rare Find
In my dirty sock drawer, I found the remnants of one of my earliest farts. It was hidden in one of the socks and had lost about half its potency, but, still, it was a megaton fart fossil. Let this serve as a warning to those of you who tend to explore old drawers, boxes, nooks and crannies. If you...
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