Oh no you didn't!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Oh adnohr and kabu....this one is for both of you How do crazy people walk through the forest? The take the psycho path! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Riddle me this

For Adnohr What do you call Santa's helpers? subordinate clauses Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

puns for adnohr

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll. I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around. What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet. Claustrophobic people are... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 22, 2017

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quarantine

"I hate to have to tell you this", said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, "but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna." "That's terrible!" Said the distraught young man, quickly... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

doctor doctor

An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem. "Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?" The doctor replied, "Here, take one of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 19, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four,"... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

more puns

How did I escape Iraq? Iran. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box. eBay is so useless. I tried to look up... Sign in to see full entry.

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