children
It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
assignments
A fifth grader class was on an educational trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying facedown in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes. “Why are you lying in the aisle like that.” “Well,” said the boy, “if you don’t see anything, you don’t... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 5, 2014
who says sailing is easy?
Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different about... Sign in to see full entry.
men
Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 3, 2014
For the computer nerds
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"... Sign in to see full entry.
interesting line of thinking
A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. ‘They use him to keep crowds back,’ said Tommy. ‘No,’ said Billy, ‘he’s just for good... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 2, 2014
Ouch!
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry... Sign in to see full entry.
work sign
Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.” Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 1, 2014
oh lil johnny!
One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me... Sign in to see full entry.
blondes
Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911? A. She can't find the eleven Sign in to see full entry.