Oh no you didn't!

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Saturday, April 26, 2014

animals

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V." He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and chose up... Sign in to see full entry.

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ladies night out

Two women decide to go out drinking. They drank a wee bit too much. They needed to pee so they took a squat in the nearby cemetery. One used her panties and the other used a wreath. The next day their husbands talked on the phone. Man my wife came home without panties! You think that is bad...mine... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 25, 2014

oh lil johnny!

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up at the plaque, too, he said quietly,... Sign in to see full entry.

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conquering fear

One day an Antartian decided to face her fears and go riding on a horse. It was easy for her to get on and she was doing just fine until the horse started to go faster. She started slipping off the saddle. She couldn’t hold on to the horse and her head started hitting the ground. She was almost... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 24, 2014

oh lil johnny!

Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts" Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me" The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!" Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!" Sign in to see full entry.

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work

“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked to another. “Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

lil johnny is at it again

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' Sign in to see full entry.

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mom!

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

lil johnny!

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll? A: No one knows, it's never been done. Sign in to see full entry.

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