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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

nudist

A letter to a national UK newspaper in the 1950's declared: 'My grandfather, who is 87, has been converted to nudism. He sits all day long in the greenhouse without a stitch on except for his hat. When I asked him what he wants with a hat on if he's a nudist he hits out at me with his walking stick... Sign in to see full entry.

seniors

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

knock knock adnohr

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Sign in to see full entry.

You Might be an Internet Hobo if:

You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money. You have more than one degree from an online university. Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords. Your space is My-space. You think a vacation is Google’s earth. Your 15 minutes of fame is... Sign in to see full entry.

2 women

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me. Sign in to see full entry.

golfing

Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Riddle me this

Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist? A: They were repossessed. Sign in to see full entry.

Revival

Mo attends a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.” So the pastor... Sign in to see full entry.

high def

With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion. Sign in to see full entry.

ONE UPMANSHIP TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL

Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar". The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Poison". The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on... Sign in to see full entry.