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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Barkeep!

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's... Sign in to see full entry.

riddle me this

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

let's party!

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or... Sign in to see full entry.

I won!

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 20, 2015

mean while in the confessional

A girl kneels in the confessional and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned." "What is it my child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice today I have gazed at myself in the mirror and said how beautiful I look." The priest turns, takes a look at the girl, and says, "I have good... Sign in to see full entry.

3 blondes and a fairy

There are three blondes stranded on an island. A fairy appears and offers each of them a wish. The first blond asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into a brown haired man and swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent that the previous one, he is turned into a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Riddle me this II

Q: Did you hear about the cannibals that attended the wedding? A: They toasted the bride and groom. Sign in to see full entry.

buying a horse

A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery and a white beautiful horse caught his eye. The horse looked healthy well kept and was in a separate corral. Just for tries the Texan asked one of the workers if the horse was for sale. The worker... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Riddle me this

Q. What did the cork say to the bottle? A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.” Sign in to see full entry.

Cars and Relationships

The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is: -- Trying to impress the woman: unlocks and opens the door, waits for her to get inside, closes her door behind her -- Dating: the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in -- Engaged: The man opens his door leans over and... Sign in to see full entry.

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