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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

outhouse!

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

texan oversea

A Texan walks in to a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texans offer. One... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

puns

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. How did I escape Iraq? Iran. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 5, 2016

puns

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. BagFaceMan - England Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 3, 2016

following instructions

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated as "Wash. Biol. Surv."; until the agency received the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 1, 2016

knock knock adnohr

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the piggy bank again. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

surgery

Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon. The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

bring me

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, the captain put on and led the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 29, 2016

sigh

A chief and an admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves--the barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that shit on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The chief turned... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

which is it?

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there's no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,'" the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, "because they pay... Sign in to see full entry.

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