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Thursday, July 17, 2025

FB joke

I was at a party A guy said to me that if women ran the world there would be no war. Like yeah right I'm sure no one would start a war over something stupid Hi, this is England. Why are we being invaded? I think you know why. I saw how you were looking at France! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Joke on FB

A man goes to confession Father, I keep hearing a voice tell me what to do. Amy I possessed? No son, you're married. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 12, 2025

From FB

A female is designed by God to receive And whatever she receives she incubates and multiplies and gives back to the man She will never give you back what you gave her You give her sperm, you get back a baby You give her a house, you get a home You give her groceries, you get a meal You give her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2025

From FB

The best part of having a husband You can tell him any secret He will not tell a living soul Because he wasn't listening to you in the first place Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 5, 2025

From FB

My wife dressed up as a policewoman Last night. She said "I'm arresting you for being good in bed." After two minutes She dropped the charges due to lack of evidence. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2025

From FB

A woman went missing in Alaska. Two troopers knocked on the husband's door. It's about your wife. We have some information. Tell me. Did you find her? We have some bad news, some good news and some great news. Fearing the worst he asked "What's the bad news?" We found your wife's body in the bay.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 30, 2025

FB joke

Mother's day and Father's day should not be equal. Mother's day grew a whole being and pushed into existence Father's day and you were very helpful too Mother's day should be the whole day Father's day 7 to 10 minutes max No longer than it took to become a father Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 28, 2025

Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond By the end you will wish You have a club and a spade. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 27, 2025

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Thursday, June 26, 2025

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