Joke on FB
A man goes to confession Father, I keep hearing a voice tell me what to do. Amy I possessed? No son, you're married. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Saturday, July 12, 2025
From FB
A female is designed by God to receive And whatever she receives she incubates and multiplies and gives back to the man She will never give you back what you gave her You give her sperm, you get back a baby You give her a house, you get a home You give her groceries, you get a meal You give her... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 9, 2025
From FB
The best part of having a husband You can tell him any secret He will not tell a living soul Because he wasn't listening to you in the first place Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 5, 2025
From FB
My wife dressed up as a policewoman Last night. She said "I'm arresting you for being good in bed." After two minutes She dropped the charges due to lack of evidence. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
From FB
A woman went missing in Alaska. Two troopers knocked on the husband's door. It's about your wife. We have some information. Tell me. Did you find her? We have some bad news, some good news and some great news. Fearing the worst he asked "What's the bad news?" We found your wife's body in the bay.... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 30, 2025
FB joke
Mother's day and Father's day should not be equal. Mother's day grew a whole being and pushed into existence Father's day and you were very helpful too Mother's day should be the whole day Father's day 7 to 10 minutes max No longer than it took to become a father Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, June 28, 2025
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond By the end you will wish You have a club and a spade. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 27, 2025
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Thursday, June 26, 2025
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Wednesday, June 25, 2025
An elderly lady walked into the bank with a bag of money and asked to see the bank manager. They took her back to him. "How much money would you like to deposit?" "Fifty thousand." "That's a lot of money. May I ask how you have all that money?" She smiles and says "I make bets." "Oh, what kind of... Sign in to see full entry.