Oh no you didn't!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

lil johnny on the loose again

Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked Lil Johnny to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.” Sign in to see full entry.

the blonde

The blonde took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 25, 2015

did you hear the one about?

Q: Did you hear about the fire in the bakery? A: It burned 20 cakes and 30 loaves of bread, and there were plenty of hot cross buns!" Sign in to see full entry.

horses

One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.” “That’s nice.” “Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!” Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

what...

Q: What did the windmill say when she met her favorite movie star? A: "Nice to meet you. I'm a BIG FAN!" Sign in to see full entry.

2 cows

Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens." Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 22, 2015

answer me this

In the Bible, the King Boaz married the lovely Moabite woman, Ruth, to help unite his Kingdom. What was he before he did this? Answer: He was "Ruthless" Sign in to see full entry.

why

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse. Sign in to see full entry.

what

What do you call a group of musical pig? An oinkestra! Sign in to see full entry.

blonde strikes again

An blonde was playing a trivia board game one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" Sign in to see full entry.

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