Oh no you didn't!

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

deep thoughts

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

questions abby didn't answer

Dear Abby Admitted She Was At A Loss To Answer The Following! Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 24, 2017

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Artist rendering of custer's last thoughts

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

puns

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

the fallen

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes. Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, former... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 21, 2017

13 worst ad slogans

13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant." 12)... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

word play

The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but the chief said that was a cop out! Sign in to see full entry.

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