Monday, July 15, 2019
lil johnny for adnohr
Found this on the web..... Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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Saturday, July 13, 2019
lil johnny for adnohr
I found this one on the web... Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year." Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his...
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Friday, July 12, 2019
how to know when your boss is lying
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Thursday, July 11, 2019
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019
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Monday, July 8, 2019
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Friday, July 5, 2019
editing
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Thursday, July 4, 2019
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing...
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Wednesday, July 3, 2019
lil johnny for adnohr
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our...
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Monday, July 1, 2019
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