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Saturday, August 1, 2015

last requests

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart'... Sign in to see full entry.

New fangle medicine

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Surprising the wife

A man goes to the doctor because he has trouble with getting an erection. The doctor tells him it's all in his head and sends him to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist sends him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him "All you have to say is 1 2 3 and it will go up." "What do I do when I am... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

nudist

A letter to a national UK newspaper in the 1950's declared: 'My grandfather, who is 87, has been converted to nudism. He sits all day long in the greenhouse without a stitch on except for his hat. When I asked him what he wants with a hat on if he's a nudist he hits out at me with his walking stick... Sign in to see full entry.

seniors

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

knock knock adnohr

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Sign in to see full entry.

You Might be an Internet Hobo if:

You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money. You have more than one degree from an online university. Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords. Your space is My-space. You think a vacation is Google’s earth. Your 15 minutes of fame is... Sign in to see full entry.

2 women

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me. Sign in to see full entry.

golfing

Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Riddle me this

Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist? A: They were repossessed. Sign in to see full entry.

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