Tuesday, November 6, 2007The Trials Of Being A Two Vehicle FamilyWe're a typical family. Two kids; two vehicles. I live in a tri-level house with a two-car garage. I own a truck, so I park in the driveway... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, October 30, 2007What Costume Are You Guys Wearing?Well, tomorrow's Halloween, so everyone will be dressing up. I'm dressing up in a suit and tie and going as Prospective Employee. I'll be trick or treating at several business firms about town. Scary as hell, huh? Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, October 28, 2007There's One Thing Worse Than Misplacing Your Car Keys...My wife loses things. She's lost three sets of car keys. Thank heavens they were to three different vehicles. So we're down to one set per. Except for the new car. I found that pair recently after about six months. She lost those about a month after we got the car. She blames it on the kids. I let... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, October 17, 2007Stephen Colbert Announces Candidacy For President!!!And it's about time!! Finally, a serious Republican candidate!!! Stephen Colbert announced last night on his nightly program, The Colbert Report, that he would seek the Republican and the Democratic parties' nominations for the presidency by entering both the Republican and Democratic primaries in... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, October 12, 2007Al Gore Wins Nobel, Tests Positive For Steroid Use...Yeah, Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize and, after testing positive just hours later for steroid use, was forced to give it back. Okay, okay. So he didn't have to take a steroid test or give the award back. But doesn't he have a huge head of late? I mean, that's what some are basing their reasoning... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, October 11, 2007Stephen Colbert Was On At 11:30 Twice -- And No Tivo Or On Demand!!!The horror; the horror. Stephen Colbert was on David Letterman last night and he had an new original Colbert Report on Comedy Central at the same time. And I don't have Tivo. Or On Demand. Or blank VHS tapes or DVDs. It was a conundrum. I could have watched The Colbert Report in rerun, sure. Okay.... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, October 10, 2007What's On The Inside Of "Sex For Dummies"Nothing like a good "how to" book, is there? But a titile like Sex For Dummies is a real come-on and not without a little implied humor. If I was the author of Sex For Dummies, the book would only exist as a folded cover. On the inside cover would be: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, OR WHAT? Then, just... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, October 9, 2007Be All You Can Be; See Beautiful Downtown Baghdad For Free!!!Military officials announced this past week that the Army met its recruiting goals for this past year, despite no end in sight to the war. Now that 45-year-old, one-eyed, paraplegics can enlist and get a $50,000 signing bonus, how could they have missed? Sign in to see full entry.Monday, September 24, 2007They Must Be Having A Village Idiot Convention In New York City...When I found out that the president of Iran was going to be in New York City, I thought to myself, "How is it that New York City gets blessed with Iran's pet village idiot at the same time that Crawford, Texas', villiage idiot visits the city? Talk about an abundance of riches." I mean, really, the... Sign in to see full entry.How Many Of You Losers Or Parents Of Losers Counted Down For "Halo 3"?Shhhhhh!!!! Don't tell the Christians! They still think it's a sign of the End Times... Sign in to see full entry. |