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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Not To Be Outgunned

A man walks into a church service, pulls a gun, and begins firing. When he has killed and wounded to his satisfaction, he turns the gun on himself, thereby saving the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of future prosecutorial, appellate, and incarcerational dollars, not to mention robbing Court TV of... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 4, 2005

Special Agent In Charge Of Assinine Statements

The slayings of U.S. District Judge Joan Humphrey Lefkow's husband and mother was a horrible act. The offer from the FBI of $50,000 for information leading to an arrest may actually improve chances of an arrest (so far, there is no official suspect in the case). But then, maybe not. Example: Special... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Serial Killer Will Not Get Death Penalty In Death Penalty State

The BTK Killer has been caught. Police in Wichita, Kansas arrested 59-year-old Dennis Rader of Park City yesterday, claiming they have linked him to ten murders starting in 1974 and ending in 1991. Rader was a graduate of Wichita State University with a degree in Criminal Justice. And he worked as... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Answer To Post "How Many Boy Scouts Does It Take To Make A Million?"

Ever since the question was raised as to why so many Boy Scouts bore the name John Doe, which launched a subsequent FBI investigation into the matter, the Alabama Boy Scouts council that was being investigated (and conducting its own aggressive internal audit) has been cooperative and has finally... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Unwanted Baby Not Rescued Or Tossed

The Florida woman who made headline news around the country and around the world yesterday with her story about scooping up a baby she had seen tossed onto the street from a moving vehicle apparently concocted the entire tale. According to authorities in Fort Lauderdale, 38-year-old Patricia... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 7, 2005

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A good samaritan, after witnessing a collision on Route 8 in Connecticut and calling it in to the state police, went to help those involved. One car was flipped onto its top; one of its occupants was helping another to the side of the road. The samaritan ran to check the people in the other car.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 3, 2005

As Go Adults, Children Soon Follow

It wasn't too long ago in a place near, near here (oh, hell, it was here, as in "here" in the good ole U.S. of A.) that a friendly contest of roundball became a battle royale caught on video for the entire world to see. And now, we have the amateur version, still near, near here and freshly... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Keeping America Beautiful

“Signs, signs, everywhere signs, blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind” – lyrics from “Signs” by the Five Man Electric Band (later covered by Tesla). Not too long ago, an appellate court ruled in favor of a chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (see "Want To See The Ku Klux Klan Doing Something Useful?")... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

How Many Boy Scouts Does It Take To Make A Million?

Well, apparently the answer to the above question is thousands, tens of thousands. Tens of thousands that don't exist. The FBI isn't commenting, but they are conducting a nationwide investigation into the charges of padding the enrollment lists. Why would the Boy Scouts of America do something like... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Is SpongeBob Squarepants A Homo?

According to conservative Christian group Focus on Family founder, Dr. James C. Dobson, SpongeBob Sqarepants, the title character and star of his own hit children's cartoon, is gay. SpongeBob holds hands unabashedly with his buddy Patrick and watches episodes of his favorite show Mermaid Man and... Sign in to see full entry.

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