Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Monday, June 5, 2006

THIS BLOGGER DID IT ONCE AND IS DOING IT AGAIN

Back in November I worked an 11-day workweek (no weekends for a week and a half). I said I wasn't going to do it again and now I am on day 2 of a 13-day workweek. My next day off will be next Saturday 6/17. Again I do not recommend this. Why am I doing this again? Well this time I got volunteered... Sign in to see full entry.

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A BLOGGER CROSSES OVER

I just walked in the door about a half hour ago, and I think I may have a cat ghost in my house. I stepped in the door, I turned around and locked the deadbolt, turned back and saw 15 feet in front of me something shaped like a cat (yes with a tail) facing away from me and then it disappeared. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 4, 2006

SOMETIMES A BLOGGER HAS TO ASK WHY

Why is it that a body part starts to itch when it is not a good idea to scratch? You always need to rub your eyes when you've been working on the car or have vinegar on your hands or something. Arrrrgh Sign in to see full entry.

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THIS BLOGGER HAS YET ANOTHER URBAN DICTIONARY SUBMISSION

Phone Grope Grabbing at pockets, patting yoruself down to make sure you have your cellphone. That's my fourth so far. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 3, 2006

BLOGGERS CAN GET KINDA JEALOUS

Dad and I went to Bone Daddy's for dinner. Bone Daddy's is an upscale Hooters. I get a kick out of the guys who bring in their wives and girlfriends for dinner. They are really attentive and keep a definite eye on the rest of us to make sure we aren't staring at their wives the way we are the... Sign in to see full entry.

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THESE BLOGGERS CAME BACK CHANGED MEN

http://www.brawnyacademy.com/trailer.html Sign in to see full entry.

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SMOKING BLOGGER

NASA Photo of the Cleveland Volcano from space. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 2, 2006

THESE ARE BLOGGERS FROM SPACE

Tags: Paranormal:: UFO:: Sighting:: Unexplained:: Close Encounter I want to begin by saying that I do not expect anyone reading this who already knows me to be surprised by this post. I have had a fascination with astronomy, outer space, and related sciences for as far back as I can remember. As a... Sign in to see full entry.

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THESE BLOGGERS HAD A BRUSH WITH DEATH THAT THEY LIVED TO TELL ABOUT

Tags: Weight Lifting:: Squat:: Physics:: Rotational Dynamics:: Brush With Death Back in 1983 I was at UT Austin taking a weight training class at Gregory Gymnasium. The plates were made of iron and we mainly worked with the 35 and 45 lb ones. The bars that are used for freeweight bench press weigh... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 1, 2006

I FIRED A BLOGGER TODAY

Well in my mind. I was at 7-11 and the two girls at the front of the line and the girl behind the counter are obviously friends and chitchatting about whatever and the line was about half way to the cooler. SHUT UP AND WAIT TILL SHE GETS OFF WORK!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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