Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Thursday, June 1, 2006

Rogue Rules

My life is an open book, just not in any language you speak. If anything can go wrong, act to prevent it. Murphy is for idiots. The squeaky wheel fell off. When asked if the glass is half full or half empty, drink straight from the bottle. When given a choice, take neither. Do it your way. Stupidity... Sign in to see full entry.

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COPS AND BLOGGERS

Inspired by Ariala Back in December of 1986, we had called 911 to have an ambulance come to pick up my grandfather to take him to the hospital for the last time. (He died 3 days later on 12/30) It was about 11pm Sunday. So the ambulance shows up, then a fire truck, then a cop car. This wasn't a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Another Much Needed and Deserved Guilty Verdict

The jury found John Allen Muhammad guilty on 6 counts of murder in Montgomery County. Now we foot the bill for the rest of his room, board, and meals while we go through the appeals process. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday AM Notes from the Gym

Henceforth I will use my iPod and headphones while at the Gym. The music selection was Grungetry. It started out grunge and ended up with the Dixie Chicks. Then they moved to some Lyle Lovett gospel tune. Is it just me or does Lyle Lovett look like Jerry Lee Lewis before you add water? Felt like... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 29, 2006

THE PERFECT BLOGGER TO PLAY RUMSFELD

David Hasselhoff as Donald Rumsfeld in the coming Bushgate movie. I think after a bit of coaching and frumping down (he's so much awesomer than the real Rummy) he could play the infamous Secretary whenever the movie about what we are going through right now is made. They'll have to teach him those... Sign in to see full entry.

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Working Out: Month 1 Assessment

Tags: Diet:: Exercise:: Weight Loss:: Gold's Gym Well I have been going to the gym at least 3 times a week since 4/25. My weight hasn't dropped much at all. I have noticed an increase in energy. I have been able to go for a couple of days at a time without any caffeine drinks. My strength has... Sign in to see full entry.

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ON THE CARE AND FEEDING OF A BLOGGER

With all this weight lifiting and cardio work I am doing, I am trying to pay a little closer attention to the food intake. We just finished some barbeque a couple of hours ago and I have been feeling an urge to go down the hall to the vending machine to get something sweet. Yes I am blogging from... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

The Jellybean Count Continues

I just started the second Census Bureau survey. They are asking questions that I am going to have to answer from my income tax return. They haven't asked for my social security number, but why don't these agencies talk to one another? I still believe that this is just an elaborate attempt to count... Sign in to see full entry.

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Further Devaluation

At work we refer to showing people around the building as the "Nickel Tour." I have decided to devalue the name some more by calling it the "Wooden Nickel Tour." Sign in to see full entry.

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Michael Bolton Sings Sinatra...WTF?

Apparently Michael Bolton has a Sinatra album out.They're trying to sell it on a TV commercial, so obviously they aren't confident of the album's success sitting on the shelves. Nicolette Sheridan joins him on at least one track. Um, I didn't know she could sing. Sign in to see full entry.

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