Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Friday, June 30, 2006

Um, a computer error

I called the Census Bureau. It turns out that my phone number was attached to someone else's information. What's next? Sign in to see full entry.

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BLOGGER INCOMPETENCE AFFECTS US ALL

NEW RULE! Companies and Government agencies have to stop issuing laptop computers with vital records and databases on them. Try this. I promise you won't see that much of a difference: Make them log in from the net like the rest of the world. Or at least change your slogans and mission statements to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Now what?

I got a phone call today from the US Census Bureau. They gave me a case number. Wooo Maybe they heard I had some uncomplimentary things to say about their census quiz they have been sending out. Sign in to see full entry.

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BLOGGING NIGHTMARE

I am sure that I have said here before that I sleep with the TV on most nights. Sometimes I fall asleep watching a DVD, sometimes stuff I have recorded on Tivo and other times I'll start watching something on "Live TV." Well you go to sleep during one thing and then you wake up during something... Sign in to see full entry.

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Movie Title Clarification

There is a movie out whose title is The Devil Wears Prada. That title is not descriptive of reality. The Devil does not wear Prada. The Devil wears Crocs. The Devil's girlfriend wears Prada. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 26, 2006

Ugly-assed Men's Shoes Quintessentially Defined

If you ever need someone to describe something in both an entertainingly and devastatingly accurate manner, hire Heather B. Armstrong of Dooce dot com. “Oh! You mean those shoes that look like the warted claws of a creature who lives under a bridge and dines on the intestines of ferrets?” She's a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006

BLOGGER STEPS OUT OF LINE AND GETS BUSTED TO PRIVATE

A British Army GOAT was demoted for wandering out of formation. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Physics of Superman: Debunking the Debunker

So there's a show coming on the Science Channel called The Science of Superman. They're going to apply Newton's laws of motion to say that at Lois Lane's falling velocity due to gravity combined with Superman's upward velocity means that falling into his arms will kill her. Well on paper, yes.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 23, 2006

XMen III: A Deleted Scene

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

A BLOGGER UNDER OATH

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No... Sign in to see full entry.

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