Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Ding Dong The Witch Is Guilty!

So the court system finally showed some backbone and teeth. Well backbone. We'll see how much teeth when Kenneth Lay is sentenced. Now if there were a way to get all those people who lost their savings some portion of their retirement funds. Sign in to see full entry.

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A couple more gym notes

Goofy Closed Caption: "...IN A PREDICT AMOUNT" for in a predicament. Talked with a trainer for a while. I think he gave me some good instructions on finetuning my workouts. Sign in to see full entry.

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ONLY UGLY BLOGGERS NEED APPLY

How many times have you seen people get hired based primarly on their looks, who then turn out to be the worst employees possible? Sometimes 8 to 5 means 8 to 5, NOT whenever one feels like showing up until seven minutes before 5 with hour and five minute lunches. I know. I know. It's not a looks... Sign in to see full entry.

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Well it appears my number has finally come up

I just got a jury summons. What really sucks is that it is the same week I am going on vacation. Now to try to talk the airline into refunding my money. I've never actually had to serve. When I was in college I always got an automatic out because I was a student. Then when I was unemployed and the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Signs that I've visited one bag site too many

I am now getting spammed for Coach Handbags. Next the Victoria's Secret catalogs will start up again. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 26, 2006

I WILL NEVER AGAIN DOUBT THE WISDOM OF BLACKCAT30

That woman knows everything, I swear. A while back, BC30 posted something about office spouses. It was a pretty accurate description of the way closer office friendships are looked upon by "outsider" coworkers. She said that things can get sticky if the office spouses take the friendship outside the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday PM Notes from the Gym

New Rule: HANG UP AND WORK OUT!!! I counted at least six people talking on cellphones in between sets. It's bad enough that there are people who stop in the middle of a set and then carry on a fifteen minute conversation with the person in another area working out. No. I'm not the workout cop. There... Sign in to see full entry.

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THOSE BLOGGERS TOOK A FEW DAYS OFF AND IT WAS FUN

I guess I should consider it sad when I look forward to some people's vacations. It's just that they're such pains in the ass that it's like I get to have vacation too. Sign in to see full entry.

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Further signs that Judgement Day is upon us

Well it ought to be. A couple of years ago right after we started the war a few people were saying that we need to reestablish the internment camps (Like Manzanar back during WWII) and corral the citizens of Arab descent into them Yeah, let's repeat the idiotic philosophy that if we lock everybody... Sign in to see full entry.

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Disingenuity's Ultimate End

I think this is as bad as it's gotten. I say think because you never know with this person. We have a cube on vacation this week. Let's call her Annabella. So as usual the rest of the cubes are having to cover for the absence. That's S.O.P. for any cube farm. Well about mid-week the cube next to me,... Sign in to see full entry.

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