Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Saturday, July 8, 2006

THIS BLOGGER APOLOGIZED FOR NOTHING

Slightly modified excerpt from a phone conversation: "...so you make a right and a left and then another right. That will put you on 36th street. Now there's construction in the way and I apologize for that... " I just find it odd when people apologize for acts of God and things in life over which... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 7, 2006

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: THE REAL WORLD VIEW

A friend forwarded the following to me, which had been forwarded to him. Isn't the internet wonderful? ARE WE RACISTS? You pass me on the street, and sneer in my direction. You call me "whiteboy", "cracker", "honkey", "whitey", "gringo" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 6, 2006

SOME BLOGGERS DON'T GO FAR ENOUGH

On several websites I use I have to leave Firefox and launch Internet Exploder to use one or two features. The rest of the page will look fine, but the payment feature only works in Exploder or something like that. I know IE is more pervasive because of Microsoft, but not everyone wants to use IE.... Sign in to see full entry.

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BLOGGERS WHO REALISE IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

South Koreans burning the North Korean flag over recent missile tests. Sign in to see full entry.

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WHEN BLOGGERS LEAVE YOU A PRESENT

It appears that the Space Shuttle has bird crap on the hull. I thought getting it off a car was hard. I never expected to see it make it to orbit. Oh well, they don't have any high pressure sprayers up there. Hopefully it won't survive reentry. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

THIS BLOGGER IS DEAD

Kenneth Lay is dead. Dead. Before even darkening the door of a prison. The people he and several others encouraged out of their life savings still don't have their money back. This world we live in is just wrong. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006

THESE BLOGGERS ALWAYS JUMP THE GUN AND TERRORIZE THE YOUTHS

Fry's Electronics is running a back to school ad campaign. IT'S THE FIRST WEEK IN J-U-L-Y!!!! When I was growing up I really hated being harrassed by adults TWO F&@$@*ING MONTHS early talking about...you know, school's gonna be startin' up pretty soon here... Sign in to see full entry.

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TIME FOR A BLOGGER TO PAY THE PRICE

With behaviour of soldiers like Steven Green and especially in light of the Abu Gharib debacle, our military needs to do a better job of screening their recruits. I know the defense will have something to do with battle stress or PTSD, but come on. They used an AK-47...not exactly United States... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 2, 2006

WHEN A BLOGGER GETS TONGUE-TIED

"caplocks" STOP SAYING THAT!!! It's Caps Lock. The road to hell is paved with metathesized words. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 30, 2006

UNCOUTH, ILL-MANNERED BLOGGERS

TEACH YOUR COUGHING TUBERCULAR BRAT TO COVER HIS MOUTH!!!! I actually got up and moved to the other side of the theater to remove myself from trying to watch a movie for 2 hours amid the cascading mucussy sputum/spray from the row behind me. Sign in to see full entry.

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