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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

On Golf

Take a man a to a golf game and you entertain him for a day.... Teach a man to play golf and he will buy ugly pants. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

THIS BLOGGER DROPPED THE BALL AND IT COST HIM THE GAME

Unfortunately, not all criminals are this incompetent. If they were, a lot more people wouldn't have their lives changed forever or ended. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 14, 2006

Atlas Shrugged: The Movie - AKA Mr. & Mrs. Galt

Doug has more to say on this subject. I just noticed that IMDB has Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt listed as Dagny Taggart and John Galt. I don't remember Ayn Rand describing John as being that "pretty." On a side note, Ayn Rand is not allowed to roll over in her grave as that might tend to... Sign in to see full entry.

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A BLOGGER'S LOVE OF TV

My only regret is that I have but one life to give for the download community. At least that will be my response mouthed around my last cigarette as I face the RIAA firing squad for downloading an entire season of a tv show. I fully plan to purchase the DVDs of Veronica Mars, HEX, and a couple... Sign in to see full entry.

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BLOGGER PARANOIA AT WORK

At least I felt like I was being treated as though I were about to steal something. I go to office supply stores quite a lot. Especially at the end of the summer when the new school supply products are out. I like checking out the new stuff, especially since a lot of it doesn't make it into regular... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

FORCED TO BLOG AGAINST ONE'S WILL

So yesterday afternoon I went to the municipal court customer service office to turn in my driver safety paperwork. I took the class over a month ago and got my driving record about two weeks ago. This office can move smoothly at times and other times, depending on who's bring their tickets in it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

WHY SOME BLOGGERS HOOK UP

I wrote this as a comment on a blog post about why black men hate black women. There are a lot of decent black men who are educated and work and bring their checks home and don't run around on their women. Then why are they with/dating non-black women? It's because the black women they liked went... Sign in to see full entry.

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Zinedine Zidane: Um does that come in caplets and liqui-gels?

Sorry. I know it is disrespectful, but seeing the name Zinedine Zidane makes me think of some high-priced prescription allergy medication. Maybe he'll fly down here to Austin and head butt me. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

A TEXAS BLOGGER IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT

My reporting time was for 1pm. I got to court early and went to the cafeteria to get some lunch because I was expecting to be tied up for at least 4 hours. It's the standard government cafeteria. Something told me to get the veggie plate. I saw the prefried bacon sticking up in rigor-ed defiance of... Sign in to see full entry.

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