Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Thursday, August 31, 2006

JUST DON'T WASTE MY EFFIN' TIME!!!

2 weeks ago I was named Employee of the Month for something I did for a customer. There is a cash prize and a reserved parking place. Well about half the time when I get here there is someone in my space. I always strive for self-sufficiency, whether I make it or not and so when I can't park where I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Okay, I guess I am old

I actually remember flight attendants saying, "The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign. Please extinguish all smoking materials." Now they leave the no-smoking sign on and come around to tell you that you can use your iPods and Blackberry devices. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

In Fond Memory: Lillie Mae Courtney 1917-2006

Lillie Mae Courtney, 89, passed away on Wednesday, August 23, 2006. She was born March 14, 1917 in Bartlett, Texas to Hardy and Margarett Williams. Retired after 25 years with the El Paso Independent School District, and was a dedicated and faithful member of Shiloh Baptist Church. Preceded in death... Sign in to see full entry.

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If there were people on Pluto...

They'd all be looking across the expanse at us and our pronouncement demoting them to a dwarf planet and smiling as they think about how we'll all be dead in another one of their years. Sign in to see full entry.

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SHUTTERCAT7's MATING SESSION

Okay we didn't get that far, but I did have a date last night with a woman I've known for a couple of years and like quite a lot. I thought the conversation went well. But I left with a feeling half desire to see her again and half "what the hell just happened?" The last time I saw her we ended up... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thank you for your concern, now F-OFF!

Hi. I am a busybody magnet and these are my confessions: I don't quite know what it is with people. It just seems that whenever I enter a new situation, whether it be job, school, church, whatever, invariably the question of my marital status, sex life or social life, comes into question. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

THIS WEEK'S WTF AWARD GOES TO... [DRUMROLL, PLEASE]

Kraft Foods for their Bacon Snack Bars with Tang recipe. Sign in to see full entry.

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Electronic Sandwich Signs: Fad or Future?

I am afraid I have yet to see someone with one of these. I'm not sure what I think about it other than I much prefer it to admobile which drives around and sits in traffic burning up gas while the per gallon average cost is up around $3.00, not to mention the impact on the environment. When I see... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

4 out of 5 Aliens Agree: Get Firefox

A crop circle made into the shape of the Firefox logo by students of Oregon State University Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 14, 2006

NEW MOVIE NOT STARRING TOM HANKS: The Man With One Black Shoe

1 Black Shoe Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. Back in the '80s, Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, and Edward Herrmann were in a goofy spy comedy called The Man With One Red Shoe. I'd like to say this was me being bold and a fashion statement, but nope. This has to be my most embarrassing moment in five... Sign in to see full entry.

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