Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Oh you DID NOT just say that!!!

Someone just told me they were going to the store to buy a Rotisserie Saw. Sign in to see full entry.

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HOW I AM LEARNING TO QUIT BITCHING ABOUT THE PRICE OF GAS

A friend put the paying for gas/moving closer to work issue in an interesting perspective for me. I live about 17 miles from work. I pay about $160 a month for gas. I pay the mortgage company about $625 a month. (it's a small house) Were I to move closer to work, I'd save some of the gas, but I'd be... Sign in to see full entry.

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BLOGGER - BRAINS = RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Monday morning after I got off work I was driving north on US 183. It was raining so the three of us (me and two other trucks) were going at about 55mph. The speed limit is normally 65. I was in the middle lane. There was a truck to my right a few feet back and an SUV in the left lane about 60 feet... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

This Week's WTF Award Goes To...Drumroll and envelope, please..

Dave Marcel for kissing a nurse shark and then after the shark bites him in the mouth and after the extensive plastic surgery, says, "don't try to kiss a nurse shark while it's upside down." This one is worth a Darwin Awards Honorable Mention. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 11, 2006

ShutterCat7 in the Raw

I have a trail mix prepared here with raw cashews, macadamia nuts, cacao nibs, and goji berries. Good stuff! The macadamias and cashews taste pretty much like the roasted version. I am reading Ultrametabolism by Mark Hyman, MD. My goal is to increase the amount of raw, unprocessed foods in my diet... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 10, 2006

THIS BLOGGER WAS REALLY TIRED

Typist reads: "Classified Split Bill" Typist types: "Classified Spitball" Sign in to see full entry.

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THESE BLOGGERS HAVE IT ALL WRONG AND HERE'S WHY

I've been in the "real estate business" for a couple of months now. In that time I have heard people who rent apartments saying that they are flushing their money down a toilet. Apparently they feel trapped in their living situation and would like to have a house of their own. The problem I have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 3, 2006

Tom Cruise Responds

Like him or hate him, I cannot say I blame him in this clip. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 2, 2006

Yet another font contracts Tekton Disease

In the early 1990s the font Tekton started appearing everywhere ad nauseam. Eventually people moved on. The same thing seems to be happening to Papyrus. I liked Tekton 10 years ago. I used it in a logo I designed. I like Papyrus and have also used it in web design artwork like the current... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 31, 2006

This Week's WTF Award Goes To...Drumroll and envelope, please..

Wasabi Flavored? Originally uploaded by NoNo Joe. Funyuns Wasabi Flavored. Call the Narco unit. We have indirect evidence that crack cocaine has been distributed at the Funyuns plant. Sign in to see full entry.

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