Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Friday, May 25, 2007

GEICO.com: So annoying even a caveman can get a TV show

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Ariala's Movie Career

P1020375 Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. Ariala's cameo appearance in the 1966 One Million Years BC If you've seen her pictures on Blogit I am sure you'll agree she looks better now. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Some animals eat their young and others force their young to eat themselves

I am sure that the shock I am feeling right now will give way to some form of indignation after learning about the trial of Atlanta vegan couple Jade Sanders and Lamont Thomas who were sentenced, May 2nd, to life in prison for starving their baby to death, only feeding the child a diet of soy milk... Sign in to see full entry.

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Help! Loss of Brains!

I just realized that the substance that has spilled on my shoulders is actually gray matter. My brains have been sliding out of my ears for the last 20 minutes. Big Trouble in Little China is playing on Cinemax. For the future, I will have to invent re-shunting device to keep the crainial spillage... Sign in to see full entry.

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Vent now. Forgive later.

You thought you could do my job better than me. You thought I was a bad manager. You thought that minus-me equaled plus-you. You thought if I was gone you'd be a shoe-in. You arrogant, big-mouthed, non-stop talking, two-faced fool! You couldn't manage a lynch mob without ending up hanged by them.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Defeat

A friend had me watch this video montage of Star Wars clips synced to the muppet song that goes Mna Mna... I played Hey Mickey by Toni Basil 4 times in a row and it wasn't able to kick it out. Now I am trying Dragula by Rob Zombie to see if it will eat away at the soul of the muppet tune. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Not the most desirable witness

LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER: IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS, A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE STAND. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?" SHE... Sign in to see full entry.

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Forget the theater. Order Spider-man 3 on DVD from China for a buck.

Evidently the third installment of the web-swinger is already out on DVD in China for a buck. Sign in to see full entry.

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You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine

(Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael... Sign in to see full entry.

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Words Women Use

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the... Sign in to see full entry.

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