Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Ex-Chronicles: Tales of Crazy Woman #346

Chapter 1: The Erection This was late in 2003. So we were in her doctor's office waiting for her son to come out of the surgical procedure he was having done and she hands me this brochure for Levitra and says, "I think it's the new Viagra." Okay to avoid giving TMI: during nearly all; and there... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Why can't you just be quiet?

Comparing the dead to the living is both insulting and despicable. If you really miss them so much that you have to say these kinds of things, then why don't you join them? Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 22, 2007

The effects of TV

You know you've been watching too much CSI when someone tells you they have a fly problem and you feel an urge to ask if they have any de-comp. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Wisdom of Star Trek

There's a great deal that needs to be said, Exellency. But no one is willing to listen. Ambassador Savol to the Vulcan High Command/Star Trek Enterprise Remember those words whenever anyone encourages you not to question. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Knowing your limitations

A Minnesota Department of Transportation employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The MnDot employee said, "I have the authority of the State of... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Common Cold: Skimming the Surface

I have had an extremely mild cold this week. It's only Thursday and I am almost completely over it. Weird. They all start out the same. First there is this scratchy/stingy feeling way back in my nasal cavity where it meets up with my throat. That usually lasts for a day and a half. Then a few... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture Performed a capella

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

When Dropped Calls Are A Good Thing

Cingular commercial where the guy calls up the gal after the date and then starts talking about whether she thinks there was a connection and then (and this is why it is good the network dropped the call) starts trying to classify the connection and mentions "brother-sister." WRONG F_*@$3ING THING... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

They Must Have Been Watching Flesh Gordon

I am at a loss for how to title the movie: The Sarge who Shagged Me Davy Does First Platoon The Morning after Bill Brokeback Desert Evidently the US Military was at one time talking about developing a "Gay Bomb" which would cause uncontrollable homosexual behavior amongst enemy troops as a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Headphone Time: When people take you to the breaking point

It's never the same thing. Whether it's a noise or excessive amounts or volumes of chatter, eventually I reach a stage where I have to put on my headphones and block out people around me. Sometimes it's a particular phrase, goofy noises from a few desks over or offensive or uncomfortable subject... Sign in to see full entry.

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