Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Time Dilation Experienced Daily On Earth

Half A Minute. Stretched Out To Eternity. When You Gotta Go And Are Trying To Get The Front Door Open To Get In The House To Use The Bathroom. Sign in to see full entry.

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So NOW I should have fond thoughts about them?

Does the fact that someone has acquired a dangerous illness excuse the fact that they were a jerk all or most of the time that you had to deal with them? Asshole + Cancer Equals Asshole With Cancer, not Saint. Sign in to see full entry.

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Central Texas Weather - Timing that couldn't be better

Torrential rains off and on, mostly on, for the better part of two weeks. Major flooding. Flood gates open and millions of gallons of water flowing. Lake levels rising. The volunteer islands of Lake Travis finally disappear, even if for a short while. Evan Almighty tops at the Box Office. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Just like old times

People are camped out outside the AT&T/Cingular store to get iPhones. It looks like the lines for StarWars. Probably some of the same folks. Sign in to see full entry.

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Planes being diverted - expect this to continue

Recently a plane was diverted to Philadelphia because a passenger was dissatisfied over service and complained...I'm guessing a lot. Prior to that a plane was diverted because a passenger farted and lit a match. If someone checks the stats, I'll betcha there's a spike after 9/11/01. Sign in to see full entry.

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Indefinitely Delayed: - What a Shock

I check the Atlas Shrugged movie page on IMDB from time to time to see if the ice-agedly slow pace of its development picks up at all. This is the production status. Production Notes/Status: Status: Announced Comments: This project is indefintely delayed Status Updated: 18 June 2007 My buddy Doug... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Counting to 8 using the new math

1 2 3 4 5 5a 6a 6 7 8 It's eight pages, right? Sign in to see full entry.

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'Cause I care

Just want to make sure my friends are all OK...... Today local police found a man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and a small wiener. Let me know if you're O.K. Your Concerned Friend Sign in to see full entry.

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Jesus, would you cover that up, please?

It's called a mortgage lifter tomato. I have no idea why. Maybe the originator of this breed wanted to pay her house off early by selling tomatoes. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

...3 Tequila...Floor

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?" Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the... Sign in to see full entry.

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