Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Still for a moment

Still for a moment Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. Found this guy sitting on an oak leaf. He was about the same color as the background so I grayed out the background in Photoshop. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 20, 2007

I'm sorry, Senator Edwards, but we DON'T know that.

In a recent Democratic candidate debate, Sen. John Edwards said, "Any Democratic President will end this war. That's what we know." When you participate in these all-candidate debates, and you get on the "If elected..." statements, try starting with something you <span... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

My new personal security force

After watching Firefly, Serenity and the trailer for the upcoming Terminator series, I have decided to hire actress Summer Glau as my body guard. I figure if anyone tries to harass me, she can kick their asses, dial 911, and let the cops take their names. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

The Devil's Confection

The Devil's Confection I Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. Motivated by the need for a healthier snack. No Polyandrogynated Transblubber, High FackTose Corn Syrup or other multi-syllabic crap in this. P1020532 PS: My friend said I'm evil for thinking this up so hence the name. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Survey Says

Would you kiss the last person you kissed... again? Yes How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? A couple Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Got close to that thought then broke up. Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend? I'll let you know as soon... Sign in to see full entry.

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What part of Go Away do you not understand?

Rove is still in front of the camera. His mouth is open. Sound is coming out. Sign in to see full entry.

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Chinese Manufacturers: The Message

In case you still don't get it, stop using lead based materials in your products and we can get this sordid recall mess out of the way fairly quickly. Do you understand? Stop it. Quit handing lead based finishes to your employees to use. Just take some of the exhorbitant profits you are keeping,... Sign in to see full entry.

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May God strike me if I turn into this

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her touching everything very lightly. Then, he proceeded to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Vinegrown What?

I am sad to say it ran like this. Sign in to see full entry.

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