Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII: FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is... Sign in to see full entry.

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