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Thursday, August 30, 2007

A mind narrow enough to fit through a keyhole

A friend of mine's coworker asked her, when she was watching an online video of a music performance from India, if she was watching terrorist music videos. Sign in to see full entry.

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Britney

Am I the only one who feels a draft? H/T: Stranger Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Bizarre Self Esteem Issues

I once had an attorney try to belittle me at a dinner party we were boths guests at. I was making $7/hr at the time. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Lost in translation

In Genesis the original "Great Commission" was Be fruitful, multiply, fill the Earth and subdue it. Instead what we humans seem to have done is multiply our possessions, overfill the Earth and subdue one another. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

The Ex-Chronicles: Tales of Crazy Woman #346

Chapter 3: Slip of the Tongue So I had been dating The Ex about 2 months and I had set a lunch appt./lunch date/whatever with a woman friend for the next day. So I told her about it and she seemed okay with it. I mean she didn't ask me a boatload of questions about my friend. So I kissed her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Criminal Justice System Successfully Performs Clusterf*ck

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Lindsay Lohan has reached a plea deal on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail and serve 10 days of community service. Sign in to see full entry.

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OMG I'm turning into one of them

But don't pray for me. The last few weeks I have been trying to lay on the charm when talking to women. I didn't used to be like this. I was branded painfully shy once. Maybe I'm coming out of it. So today we had some United Way agencies visit work. I was talking to one of the United Way employees... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Yo-Yo Dieting of the Russian Military

When the Cold War "ended" the situation in Russia was pretty bad. People tried to wax philosophically that it was the burden of capitalism that was too much for them or some such nonsense. Since that time we seem to have both dismantled some of our arsenal, knowing that without all the Iranian... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Ex-Chronicles: Tales of Crazy Woman #346

Chapter 2: The Enema My ex has a son who'd be about 24 now. They have a relationship that is hard to describe. It's like the umbilical cord is still attached and there's a hint of some sort of incestuous carrying on happening behind closed doors from time to time. None of that sentence is true, but... Sign in to see full entry.

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