Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Friday, September 7, 2007

Happy Furday

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Why I'd rather date women with some spunk

'Cause if you make love to a doormat you get rugburns. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Ex-Chronicles: Tales of Crazy Woman #346

Chapter 4: Taxicab Confessions So we're on the couch and I'm holding her and The Ex asks me my opinion on when foreplay crosses the line into fornication. Now she had this way of looking at the bedroom where she wanted to do heavy petting/foreplay right up to the point where it's time to make... Sign in to see full entry.

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I'm saved

If only I had known it would be this easy. hello, my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments, I can help you with this problem. I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50%.In return Id like to ask you to put a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

From the Annals of Questionable Scholarship

What they're saying is mostly true. But did they need a study to come to that conclusion? Sign in to see full entry.

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The Black Hole: A Review

I have to say this is the first time in years that the Sci-Fi Channel has impressed me with one of their made-for-TV movies. The Black Hole (2006) stars Kristy Swanson (BtVS Movie; The Chase) and Judd Nelson (St. Elmo's Fire; New Jack City) and is a gripping and entertaining tale about a high energy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Kissing

It probably does mean more to women than men on the whole. Most guys are losers. They're so busy chasing sex and have no clue how to appreciate what they have. Until maybe they've been left alone several times over. When I kiss a woman I want to take her to the point where we forget where we are and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

My thinking problem

Evenin I want to share with you, my trusted friends, the anguish and depression I have been suffering from of late due to my severe thinking problem. Some of you have seen it and our relationships have even been affected by it. It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 1, 2007

Pussy Nation (used to read Prozac Nation)

This is further proof why the United States is further becoming a nation of pussies. We're obviously breeding them. I thought this a couple of years ago when the kid didn't want me to pull a couple of briers out of his foot. But wanted mommy to anesthetize it first. God help us when the little boys... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 31, 2007

Excuse me, but hair hasn't evolved to do that...

Am I being mean if I call someone "Minimalist Umpaloompa" if their hair is parted on two sides and gelled/combed into a dorsal peak on top with badly done curls on the sides? Sign in to see full entry.

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