Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Saturday, April 2, 2005

Pick up after your cars, people!!!

I was leaving the Walgreens pharmacy parking lot and nearly ran over a chrome hood accent part from a Chrysler Reliant K. This thing has pointy screws sticking off of it to attach to the vehicle. It had fallen off the car while the person was driving up into the parking lot and they didn't stop to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Bless You

Someone just informed me that he sneezed and threw his back out. I told him to call the allergist and ask for a prescription for one of those back brace vest things that you see warehouse workers using. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 28, 2005

The thing I said I didn't want to happen happened

I wrote this post late last month. Well today I ran into her at a mall I hardly ever go to. I know I said all that stuff and I really DON'T like uncomfortable social situations where I have to act a certain way. But I had to wonder, why I ran into her just over a month after the previous incident. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

From a conversation overheard in the office:

"He's the one complaining. He's gone home so there's nobody here to complain. You see man? So we can pass gas all we want." Sign in to see full entry.

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So many opinions, so little consideration

Over the last few weeks I have heard a lot of emotional opinions on the Terri Schiavo case. 2 cents is not a denomination of American currency. If it were, I’d be able to retire by just walking around for a few weeks with an empty coffee can. This is not a simple case of someone in a vegetative... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Tick-Tock-Tick-Twiddle

Well we had the discussion. I know he's ticked. He's a last word nut, so I am just waiting for the rebuttal. He wasn't the one I was thinking about when I invented the term "Bully Lawsuit," but he fits the bill. A company endures a bully lawsuit when it keeps someone on for fear, real or imagined,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 21, 2005

lately

I am trying to do waaaay too much. I've hardly been taking time to do any one thing thoroughly before I bounce to something else. I keep meaning to get back to this, this blogging thing...I really do. This is a year for dental work. I just had the prep work done for a crown. So I have a temporary... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Throwing a wobbly over a PICTURE?

I downloaded the picture of Hollee's cat reclining on classic fiction, and I have it as my desktop at work. This is my attempt at vicarious cat ownership since I have the cat hating retired person living with me. So a coworker from another department was down and had a near conniption freak-out upon... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 5, 2005

Bullfackingsh*T

Dear Customer: We've noticed that you experienced trouble logging into Charter One Online Banking. After three unsuccessful attempts to access your account, your Charter One Online Profile has been locked. This has been done to secure your accounts and to protect your private information. Charter... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 4, 2005

Only crazy people think this stuff up

Okay wherever you are, you probably paid a deposit to the utility company. Well if you live in Austin and decide to move, the power company will compare the "consumption history" of the place you are moving from to the place you are moving to and if the folks where you're going kept the lights on... Sign in to see full entry.

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