Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

A little out of order

A couple of months ago I sent off a rebate form. Last night I got an email saying that my rebate had been processed and mailed and listed a check number. Today I got an email referencing the same thing, only it says that they have received my rebate request and it is being processed. Sign in to see full entry.

It could be a mistake, but...

Recently, and due to the success of my friend Doug, for whom I served as Best Man, I have been looking into some online match services like eHarmony.com Well I did a search and ended up registering for a service. Well the salesman and I have been playing phone tag for a couple of weeks and I finally... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

She said YUCK!

That's right, Musk Flavored Life Savers. They hail from New Zealand. Leave it to the Southern Hemisphere to come up with something like this. It is definitely an acquired taste. I got them from a friend who lives in Sydney. They're okay, but they definitely taste like sweetened perfume. I told a... Sign in to see full entry.

Scary

I took the phone modem out of my computer and installed a USB card. This allows me to connect the devices directly to the computer instead of having them connected to a USB port expander. This is the motherboard side panel from my case. The brownish spots are SCORCH MARKS! Next project: upgrade the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 4, 2005

FACK!!!!

After 3 Coronas, 2 Double Cuervo Golds [Chilled] and 2 slices of pizza, one salad, and one burger I am now THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND. Whatever the Hell that phrase means... I actually talked to a girl at the bar for about 15 minutes whilst I was between sheet 2 and sheet 3. We had the wedding... Sign in to see full entry.

Things I have learned this week

When you stay at the Hilton, go to the grocery store and/or Target before you check in, or at the very least before you buy anything from their in-house convenience store. You are going to want things like bottled water and snacks, especially if you keep my hours, so get them at the regular person's... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 3, 2005

The da Vinci Code

You know, I don't think I have seen such of a furor over a book since The Satanic Verses. We need to set up a safe house for Dan Brown when the Inquisitor comes. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 2, 2005

No. 1?

By Michael Ventura From the Austin Chronicle austinchronicle.com Reprinted with permission No concept lies more firmly embedded in our national character than the notion that the USA is "No. 1," "the greatest." Our broadcast media are, in essence, continuous advertisements for the brand name... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 1, 2005

Diary of a Gate-Rape Victim

Cleveland Day 1 I made it to Cleveland okay. I got caught by the gate rape squad at the TSA security check. I didn't take out my laptop and place it on top of my bag. I figured the scanner would tell them what it was and they would know. So they frisked my backpack and went over things with their... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Please read this. Even if you don't read anything else I post this year.

No 1? by Michael Ventura Sign in to see full entry.

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