Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII: Note to chef at Asian buffet restaurant

Friday, July 13, 2007

Note to chef at Asian buffet restaurant

Please, before you drop the gargantuan cube composed of a single 9000mile long noodle into the hot water, take it outside and kick it around a few times. Hit it with a sledge hammer. Shoot it with a shotgun. Haul it up on the roof and push it off. Make smaller chunks so we can have smaller portions... Sign in to see full entry.

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